Monday, January 31, 2005

Ouch


That will really just ruin your day.

Guy had a double fire on his nail gun and thought that it had only fired one and kicked back and hit him in the face. Six days later he found that it wasn't the gun that had hit him, it was another nail.

Story to be found here:

I can't wait to start getting the calls from parents wanting their kids to wear some kind of armored mouth guards when using the pneumatic tools.

Also, you can't help but notice that the guy now has a $100,000 medical bill and no insurance. Keep that in mind next time you take a job 1099 - no workmen's comp.

Ouch.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Why is there bad food?

This has been a recurring question for me over the past couple of weeks. M and I have been doing South Beach, hoping to be more trim and attractive for our wedding photos. If you don't already know South Beach, like Atkins, is all about Carbs. The difference is in some flexibility and that Atkins would seem to prefer that you eat deep fried butter for every meal, whereas with South Beach they sort of also discourage that.

The commonality about carbs has to do with body craving, insulin, blood sugar, and fat. The idea being that carbs are easily digested and more readily turned into fat and saved for the future. My own understanding of this is that thousands of years of conditioning, and whatever number of years of evolution before that, have programmed our bodies (not so much our brains) that there MIGHT BE NO FOOD TOMORROW!!! And therefore it is really important to save food for later, you body does this in the form of fat. Should nuclear winter come next week, I will live longer than my sister in the same way that John Goodman would likely outlive Calista Flockhart.

Of course the problem is that there will be food tomorrow. We keep eating, and get fat. Ideally we could have some kind of software upgrade that would let our system know that in all likelihood there will be food tomorrow and that it can relax. Unfortunately the closest we come to this is a deconditioning through diet.

So I am on a diet.

The thing I discover on this diet though is less about me and more about food. It leads me to this question: why is there so much bad food? For year I used to say that it didn't really concern me if McDonald's burgers were beef or seaweed, just as long as they taste good. It seems that we should be in a day and age where some cooks could get together with some guys in lab coats and just solve this thing.

The culprits appear to primarily be white flour, white sugar, white rice, potatoes, and corn. South Beach bans all of these things rather emphatically. Interestingly, whole wheat flour, brown sugar, & brown rice and marginally allowed. This shows up most prominently with rice and pasta, and also some with bread.

Which is where the questions start...

If white flour is so bad, why can we buy standard pasta so easily? Why isn't most pasta whole wheat pasta? If white rice is so bad for us, why isn't most rice brown rice? Why is there such a thing as white bread, at all? Would anyone really miss white bread?

I believe that at one point or another this was about convenience or preservatives or something, but come on, this is the 21st century aren't we beyond this? Sadly, I think that the answer is more about momentum, infrastructure, and money more than anything else. The answers to the the questions above are a probably a depressing "because that's what we do."

You can see a demonstration of this with corn. We grow so much corn we don't need that we have to find other uses for it. A huge portion of it gets made into sweetener for soda - which leads to fat, and a lot of fat at that.

I wish some of the larger food purveyors in this country were more into this subject. Decisions by say McDonalds, Burger King, Kraft, and PepsiCo could likely force a change of epic scale. Whole wheat and rye bread, sweet potatoes, brown sugar and sugar substitutes, and maybe some genuine concoctions done with beans and soybeans. A group like that could not only change public opinion but could throw enough weight around to change the market structure. Do you think ADM cares whether it processes corn or soybeans? They will go where the cash is.

Why not put your cash where it won't make you fat? Just a thought.

Stealth Activism

So I am not what I think I would call an activist. I believe in things, but generally I don't put much time or money into advancing those beliefs. I have a feeling that as I get older this may change some, but it is what it is right now.

In a demonstration of extremely little effort I am starting to accumulate a little pile of banners on this page. I haven't really set out to find any on purpose, they've just been pages linked to pages I have happened upon that I think I should support - and hopefully other people will notice. So, if you scroll way way down you can see the first two. I guess eventually I may recompose the margin and move them up. Guess we'll have to see how many there turn out to be.

The first one showing is PurpleOcean.org. This is from their "About" page:

Over the last few decades, our country's economic system has stopped working for average Americans. Wages have stagnated while executive pay has skyrocketed. In the last 30 years, the average worker has seen their pay increase by only a nickel an hour a year. At the same time, health care premiums are forcing families to forego needed medical attention. In the last year alone, wages increased 4 percent, while insurance premiums increased more than 15 percent.

At PurpleOcean.org, we're PO'd.

  • We're PO'd at corporations who rack up record profits by taking the low road—squeezing workers and refusing to offer quality, affordable health care.
  • We're PO'd at politicians who say one thing at election time and promptly forget their promises the moment they take office.
  • We're PO'd because the American dream is failing millions of hard-working Americans. We know we can do better.
That's why we're joining forces with the 1.6 million members of America's most exciting and fastest growing workers' organization, SEIU, to demand a better future for our nation.

An affiliate of the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), America's largest union, PurpleOcean.org is the latest advance of the American labor movement. By joining PurpleOcean.org, you are standing with over 1.6 million workers from nurses and health care workers to librarians and public service employees to security guards and janitors.

I latched onto them because they have an education strategy for talking about WalMart and its effect on America. Click the link above or the banner below to jump to that page. There are tidbits there like this:

Reliance on public assistance programs in California by Wal-Mart workers costs the state's taxpayers an estimated $86 million annually. (Source: UC Berkeley Study)

There's also a funky contact tracing map that shows how many people hook up with them through me - which would be interesting in and of itself.

The WalMart phenom is going to be very important in years to come. We need to be paying attention. I'm not sure if the SEIU is the most benevolent of organizations, but they deserve some attention in this respect.

The other banner you will find is for SaveRoe.com. I think the intent here is pretty plain. This is a Planned Parenthood advocacy site. From "Why Courts Matter":

Planned Parenthood Federation of America has embarked on a unique collaborative project focused on coalition building, grassroots organizing, and public education around the Supreme Court and lower court nominees. The federal judiciary affects many communities on a spectrum of diverse issues. Due to the concern over court nominations that are currently being considered as well as a potential Supreme Court nominee, Planned Parenthood formed the Planned Parenthood Court Network. This coalition draws together various progressive national non-profit organizations to educate our individual constituencies about the threat that an unbalanced judiciary brings to reproductive and civil rights.

The site has information as well as avenues to contribute both money and time to the cause of protecting Roe and a woman's right to choose.

All in all I think the site is kind of depressing as it catalogs all of the various ways that reproductive freedom is under attack right now. But the awareness is necessary, and the opponents are energized, and feeling very empowered by the current administration. I guess it is time to gear up on this side as well.

I'll keep looking for other causes to add to the column as time moves on. If you've got one you think should be included, let me know.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Spit or Swallow

Had to write another one of those letters today. How'd I do?

In Re: Recommendation of Joe Student

I am very pleased to recommend Joe Student to you for selection for Law School. As a professor at Carnegie Mellon I had an opportunity to observe and experience Joe both academically and artistically. He was an outstanding student for me and will make a fantastic student for you.

Joe is a tremendously powerful thinker and possesses a formidable intellect. His compositions and positions are always firmly rooted in research. I was continually impressed by how solid his ideas were. Joe is a rare combination of both right brain and left brain aptitude. While here at CMU he excelled both as an artist and as a technician – and in a Herculean feat of time management also as a computer programmer. Typically, he is able to bring all these facets to bear on problems and projects focusing outstanding reasoning and analytical skills as well as unsurpassed composition and artistic abilities. Few people see the whole picture as well as Joe.

The making of theatre is all about collaboration. Joe always distinguished himself here as a valuable team member. He absorbed everything we were able to show him about how to work with other people. No matter how significant his role on a particular project, Joe could be depended on to both pull his own weight and make everyone around him that much better. As well as being a team member, Joe’s clear thinking and understanding of priorities and resources made him a first-rate team leader. On top of all of that, he is a very personable and genuine person; someone that is easy to work with and that people want to work with.

It should not come as a surprise at this point to hear that Joe is an extremely hard worker. People often refer to conservatory Drama school as “boot camp.” Joe marched through his time here impressively, combining both our design and production curriculums and adding a computer science program in his spare time. That path would not have been possible had he not been laser focused on his goals and determined to succeed. But focus and determination would not have been enough had he not also been simply indefatigable. His capacity for work is simply exhausting to contemplate.

Please consider this a highest-possible recommendation. Joe Student would make an excellent addition to any program.


I think I may have choked there a little.

Clarke OK

I have been wondering since the tsunami if Arthur C. Clarke was alright. It has always been an interesting bit of trivia to me that Clarke lives in Sri Lanka. When the calamity happened I didn't hear about him on any of the news shows. I guess that bit of trivia isn't as important to other people.

Today I was looking at the Ebert page and saw this link:


I guess Roger Ebert knows Arthur C. Clarke from covering the 2001 movie series. Ebert's site said that Clarke was ok, and pointed me to this site:

Which included the following letter:

From Sir Arthur regarding the recent tsunamis in South and Southeast Asia:

Thank you for your concern about my safety in the wake of Sunday's devastating tidal wave.

I am enormously relieved that my family and household have escaped the ravages of the sea that suddenly invaded most parts of coastal Sri Lanka, leaving a trail of destruction.

But many others were not so fortunate. For hundreds of thousands of Sri Lankans and an unknown number of foreign tourists, the day after Christmas turned out to be a living nightmare reminiscent of The Day After Tomorrow.

Among those affected are my staff based at our diving station in Hikkaduwa and holiday bungalow in Kahawa - both beachfront properties located in areas worst hit. We still don't know the full extent of damage as both roads and phones have been damaged. Early reports indicate that we have lost most of our diving equipment and boats. Not all our staff members are accounted for - yet.

This is indeed a disaster of unprecedented magnitude for Sri Lanka which lacks the resources and capacity to cope with the aftermath. We are all trying to contribute to the relief efforts. We shall keep you informed as we learn more about what happened.

Curiously enough, in my first book on Sri Lanka, I had written about another tidal wave reaching the Galle harbour (see Chapter 8 in The Reefs of Taprobane, 1957). That happened in August 1883, following the eruption of Krakatoa in roughly the same part of the Indian Ocean.

Arthur Clarke
27 December 2004

Nice to know he made it.


Is it really so hard?

I have a box, a mail box, in the front of the building. It's a place where people can leave me things when I am not there and then I can pick them up later.

This, this is not a box:

This is a door handle. I use it to open my door. The difference seems clear to me. I wonder how that subtlety is lost on so many students.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Some Progress

The articles for the Tech Expo are done. Like most things, it turned out to be less work than it looked like.

The other morning on NPR they did a thing about language. There was this Czech word that caught my attention. Val looked it up for me:

litost [lee-tosht] (noun)
This is an untranslatable emotion that only a Czech person would suffer from, defined by Milan Kundera as "a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one's own misery." Devices for coping with extreme stress, suffering, and change are often special and unique to cultures and born out of the meeting of despair with a keen sense of survival.

I think there should be a word in English, preferably untranslatable that means "I am so busy I can not even take the time to comprehend how busy I am!"

Whatever that word is, that's what I am.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Procrastination

I'm not quite sure how it happened, but my life and my job have gotten in the way of living my life and doing my job. Suddenly I have developed quite a list: letter for Josh, two letters for Sylvia, six articles for Loren, a presentation for Fritz... These things have all been staring me down for close to a month now without much if any progress, and all of them are sort of extra-curricular. Things that come on top of the normal load.

I got to tell you too, I am becoming nostalgic for my project management days. At least then all of the jobs had an end. You might be buried to well over your head from time to time, but at least there was real turnover in projects, and eventually - although it wasn't great for the shop - things would dependably slow down.

This gig I have now never ends. Kevin likes to say that the academic gig is good because every couple of months you get to start over. That's really not the case though. That really has to do with coursework, and in that respect it is true. I could however stay busy 40 hours a week, 12 months a year and never really even get to course work. Recruiting, marketing, troubleshooting, program development, advising, these are more than a full time job themselves. The worst part is that they are always there, and I rarely have time to get to them because of the day to day of coursework - and production.

Unfortunately they can't be ignored forever or things start to fall apart. This is a source of stress in what should be a nearly stress free gig.

And then of course there's the non-career list, it has the same kind of every day and extra-every day items too. House, pets, life, the wedding - that stuff could be a full time job even if I didn't have a job.

Ever had so much to do that you couldn't do anything? Welcome to my world.

OK, back on your heads.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Life imitates art - or at least TV

Stolen from McSweeney's Internet Tendency ...

THINGS I'D PROBABLY SAY IF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WERE JUST A WEEKLY TV SHOW AND I WERE A REGULAR VIEWER.
By Eric Maierson

"Now, see, you can't just go and do something like that. That would be illegal."

"Boy, someone's gonna get fired for that."

"Wasn't that the one who made all the mistakes? Why is she getting promoted?"

"Come on, in real life you'd never get away with something like that."

"They really expect us to believe that?"

"Am I the only one confused here?"

"Does this make any sense to you?"

"Why is this still on?"

Clearance Sale

So I have all these things accumulating in a file for later. Seems like now is as good a time as any - some of the images are starting to disappear...



1985 by Bowling for Soup





"Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?"

You took the bitter with the sweet in 2004 - and kept laughing.

I am nerdier than 40% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

I AM 57% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
57% ASSHOLE/BITCH
I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em.


You Are 23 Years Old



23





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.


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Weapon of choice
Friend who turned that you had to killaerdin
Chance you will survive: 4%
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You scored as Upper middle Class. Your determination have soared you this high, yet not high enough to enjoy the luxuries of the upper class. Your most valued posession is your country club membership which is kept framed in the office.

Upper middle Class

71%

Middle Class

63%

alternative

58%

Lower Class

42%

Luxurious Upper Class

33%

What Social Status are you?
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You Are Ugly Underwear!





Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on.
But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public.


I'm Joshua Abraham Norton, the first and only Emperor of the United States of America!

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.


Your Element Is Air



You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.

Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.

You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!


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