Thursday, March 31, 2005

USITT Session


I've put together some of the contents from the panel I did at USITT this year in Toronto. The panel was called "Get Your Show on the Road" and the panelists (left to right above) were David Holcomb from CMU, David Conte from Clark Transfer, Greg Galbreath from RockIt Cargo, Jonathan Deull from Clark Transfer, Steve Ehrenberg from Clear Channel, and myself.

The guys from Clark provided a great video for the session. If you would like to see it, you can stream it here:

Watch Clark Transfer

I've compiled my outline, participants quick bios, a student's notes from the session, and the Td&T article from last year about trucking into a HUGE .pdf. You can veiw that here (if you have a fast connection):

TruckingSession.pdf

We had a great time, and the attendee reaction has been great. Hopefully this will lead to more sessions in the future.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Kids Today

So I was reading this article from the USAToday thing in the margin:

I mean, who can go by that headline without at least looking for a sec?

So I look at that article, and then I follow it up by looking up something that was in the article and it left me here:

Am I really that old, or is the world coming to an end?

The follow up item I checked out was a company called "Shanes World" and a link from there to this - this is NOT an appropriate link for the office:

Here's the scoop for those of you that don't want to get fired. There's apparently a company that brings "Pornstars" to your party to play sex themed games where that "prizes" are actual sex. This sounds a lot to me like organized prostitution. They get around this (I guess) by filming the entire thing which they then produce as a video for sale.

Which is what leads me to pondering my crotchetiness, or the impending end of the world. Because I think this is, perhaps, just a little, kinda/sorta, over the line. I think that this is not me being too old - the world is coming to an end.

When I was in undergrad, a bunch of us hired a stripper for one of the guys birthdays. Would we have done this? I don't think we would have, I certainly hope we wouldn't have. Is this really OK these days?

Makes you think though. Is the promiscuity of this decade (the one with "rainbow" parties with junior high kids and "pornstar" parties at college fraternities) different than the "free love" of the 1960's? Has to be doesn't it? The 60's were never about minors, were they? And there seems to be a cynicalness, a devaluing of your partner that I don't think was part of the '60s either. I mean, they called it "free love" not "free sex."

The reason this caught my eye originally was that last weekend the kids here at school had what they were calling a "pornstar" party. Fortunately in this case it was just a bunch of kids playing dress up and not people filming the party having sex with each other. But should even the benign theme be a relief?

I swear it's almost to make me back off my "no bad ideas" thing.

Kids today.

Knot Dating 05

Today was Knot Dating 05. I don't think teaching knots at the front of a class is effective, so I make everyone learn one knot on their own and then they teach each other, speed dating style.

In the past we've done a theme and played dress up along with the ropework, but since the class moved to the morning people have been less enthused about that kind of participation. So there was no theme this year, or rather maybe it was "slacker theme."

I don't participate in the actually knot dating, but I have almost inadvertently learned a few knots this week. I have added to my bag:

  1. The Butterfly Bend
  2. The Double Dragon Loop
  3. The Zeppelin Bend
  4. The Adjustable Hitch
  5. An alternate way to tie the Alpine Butterfly
  6. A ridiculous knot called the Bimini Twist

Mostly I tell people all they need is the Bowline, Sheet Bend, Clove Hitch, & a Trucker's Hitch. The next one up is usually the tautline hitch. I have to say, I like the Zeppelin better than the sheet, the double dragon better than the bowline, and the adjustable better than the tautline.

Geek geek geek geek.

Also, I like the snuggle hitch better than the clove, but I haven't quite mastered it yet. So I guess maybe next year I will have to change my "big four" to some new knots.

The Bimini Twist isn't really a knot that anyone would use. It's a 90-100% efficient loop and is intended for fishing line, for big game fishing. The knot is essentially a circus knot, except that a circus knot has four turns and the book says a Bimini twist has 20 turns. So maybe this is just a knot for parties.

Geek geek geek geek.

Everyone appeared to have a good time with class. I think I will try to come up with a theme for next time.

Even Steven

Second meeting with the tax people today. Go by and pick up the forms, Federal, State, Local, and another Local. Turns out the way it works here is that I have to actually physically take myself down to the borough office and have them verify that I in fact paid taxes to the borough before the City of Pittsburgh will believe me enough that they wouldn't expect to get paid.

It seems like the way it works is that Pittsburgh taxes everything you don't pay taxes on in another jurisdiction. What if your home jurisdiction doesn't have a city tax? Do they just get that as a bonus? Something a bit out of whack there I think.

Still, things worked out pretty well. Refunds from all jurisdictions. So at the end of the year I was a little ahead of the game.

Then we opened the other envelope. Those of you that work freelance may have also had this particular experience. The wonder of the 1099, the total lack of withholding, the opportunity to take deductions dollar for dollar, and the 500 pound gorilla: self-employment tax.

Its a sad truth that at the end of the year many theatrical freelancers wind up owing a bunch of money because of self employment tax due to the fact that the hiring organizations have tried to save a few bucks by paying 1099 rather than W-2. The other day I spent a good chunk of time reading IRS documentation to verify whether or not my intended really ought to be paid that way. It turns out her gig is grey enough that a case can be made either way.

Most of the time it is blindingly clear that when a theatre hires a freelance technician and pays them 1099 that they aren't doing it legally. In most cases if reviewed by the IRS these people would turn out to be employees, not independent contractors. Really the tax dimension isn't nearly as important as the workmen's comp dimension.

A rant for another day.

So adding the self employment liability to my credit and at the end of the year it comes up even Steven. Which I guess isn't the worst possible outcome. Still would be nice to have that free money.

I was talking to the accountant and relating how for years I had gotten much larger refunds and that I remember somewhere along the way they reduced the withholding levels and the refunds went down. Its not like the money went away, they just decided it would be better for us to hold it than for the government. At the time I remember hearing that the reason was so that people would have more money in their pocket to spend. Today the accountant said it was every bit as much that when the refunds came due the government often didn't have the money to pay out. So they changed the policy so they wouldn't wind up having debt to taxpayers they couldn't cover. That's an interesting spin.

So, no windfall for us this year. And the moral of the story is: "Beware the 1099!"

Monday, March 28, 2005

Hoops

I am trying. I am trying fairly hard to care about professional basketball again.

For years and years I would devour all the pro hoops I could find. When I lived in New Haven I would watch everything NBC would run, everything TNT would run, the Knicks on MSG, the Bulls on WGN, and the Hawks on TBS. Now days, even the lure of high definition doesn't seem to be enough to get me to watch - and normally that would get me to watch flies fornicating.

Just this last week they started running the "rest of the season" cable package that includes every game and the entire playoffs. It's only $45 dollars, and for the first time in memory that didn't feel like too much money. Unfortunately I don't care enough to watch any of it, so why spend the money?

I watched hoops after Dr. J, after Larry, after Magic, after Michael, and after Michael again, so missing an iconic player shouldn't deter me. I just can't get into it. Shaq and Dwanye Wayne, Yao and Tracy, the Phoenix Suns? Who cares? What happened to the NBA - I used to love this game?

In some ways I think their own marketing machine got the best of them. Certainly at the moment that's a victory of style over substance where in the past they really had the substance to justify the style. They are always so keen to anoint the next superstar that they never really let someone become a superstar before the smack him on the promotions for the next game. The advertisers have probably been worse about this than the league. Now days there are kids (and I mean kids) with shoe contracts between their high school graduation and their first NBA tip. They've yet to even hit a professional free-throw and the marketers already have them plugged in. That can't help much.

They would get their stars if they backed off a little, and the stars that they got might have even achieved something to back up the status. I guess they are all competing for the next big endorsement opportunity (the sponsors that is), and they risk losing the guy if they wait for him to actually become the guy. But really, at the game people shout "you the man," not "maybe you might eventually be the man."

Maybe letting someone grow into it might not be the worst commercial, career building, and (wow) basketball decision. Also seems fairly clear that the money and the nature of the contracts, what with free agency bouncing guys all over the map, haven't helped either. Players are more caught up in their contracts than the championship. Professional success used to be championship rings, now its a phat bank balance. That can't help either.

There also don't seem to be that many compelling personalities at coach at the moment. The guys that coached the teams of the 80's and 90's were stars in their own right. Now they seem like interchangeable babysitters at the service of boy millionaires. That can't help either.

Every time you hear a career coach being shown his hat at the whim of a player it deflates the game. Somehow I guess things got going the wrong way when Latrell strangled PJ Carlisimo. But really, who would argue with Latrell? He's got to feed his kids. Its too bad that people like Phil Jackson have to decide how much the people management should cost in order to coach - and this from a guy who very deftly handled The Worm, and then walked away from Kobe. Something really wrong there.

I will likely get geared up and watch the conference finals. If things are real compelling I might even hang on to watch some of the finals. But I was a guy who used to watch 8 first round games, and knew every player on every team and every coach. Now? Now I would rather write about how much the NBA disappoints me than watch a game.

And that can't help either.

More Wither the American Theatre

Again, from the Times...

March 27, 2005
How Broadway Lost Its Voice to 'American Idol'
By BEN BRANTLEY

THE three women come from different times, different lands and different wardrobe departments. But since they are all denizens of that quaint provincial theme park called Broadway, the green-skinned witch (hometown: Oz), the pink-cheeked tomboy (hometown: 19th-century Concord, Mass.) and the ethnic rainbow of a waif (hometown: Paris, but now adrift in 21st-century Brooklyn) turn out to share the same voice.

Close your eyes and listen as their larynxes stretch and vibrate with the pain of being an underdog and the joy of being really loud. Bet you can't tell them apart. For that matter, bet you can't distinguish the heroines of the current Broadway musicals "Wicked," "Little Women" and "Brooklyn" from the average female finalist on "American Idol."

When it's time for a big ballad on Broadway these days, theatergoers can pretend they are still in their living rooms, basking in the synthetic adrenaline glow of their favorite TV show.

Give the people what they already have. This reigning philosophy of Broadway has been translated into a multitude of musicals inspired by popular movies and vintage pop songbooks. So why not reality television?

"American Idol" also-rans have been dropped into Broadway replacement casts, including Tamyra Gray ("Bombay Dreams") and Frenchie Davis ("Rent"). "Brooklyn," Mark Schoenfeld and Barri McPherson's gooey fairy tale of street people and pop stardom, actually features a climactic "American Idol"-style sing-off between a pair of crowd-courting divas.

But such examples are superficial, the equivalent of a matron who piles hip-hop accessories on top of her St. John's suit. The tentacles of the "American Idol" sensibility actually reach much deeper, into the very throat of the American musical, and may change forever the way Broadway sings. This is not a happy prognosis.

The style of vocalizing that is rewarded on "American Idol" - by its panel of on-air judges and by the television audience that votes on the winners - is both intensely emotional and oddly impersonal. The accent is on abstract feelings, usually embodied by people of stunning ordinariness, than on particular character. Quivering vibrato, curlicued melisma, notes held past the vanishing point: the favorite technical tricks of "Idol" contestants are often like screams divorced from the pain or ecstasy that inspired them.

The Broadway musical has always had its share of big-voiced belters, from Ethel Merman to Patti LuPone. But they have usually belonged to the tradition of Broadway as a temple to magnified idiosyncrasies, to performers for whom song is an extension of individuality. Which is why when Simon Cowell, the most notoriously harsh of "American Idol's" judges, describes a contestant as "too Broadway," it is meant as a withering dismissal. Carol Channing, Robert Preston, Jerry Orbach and Gwen Verdon wouldn't stand a chance in the court of Cowell. And if they were starting out today, they probably wouldn't stand a chance in Broadway musicals either.

Like the Olympics telecasts, "American Idol" celebrates stamina, will power and gymnastic agility. The most successful contestants take an athletic approach to a melody. They hoist, hold and balance notes like barbells in a weight-lifting exhibition. And the audience claps and hoots instinctively every time such muscle-flexing occurs.

That same Pavlovian reaction is now being elicited on Broadway as well. Eruptions of note-bending have joined the hallowed list of performance tricks guaranteed to inspire applause: precision tap dancing, Rockette-style line kicks, handsprings, successive pirouettes and indignant one-liners that are followed by the slamming of doors.

At the performance I attended of the new musical "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels," , the audience greeted each number with subdued warmth, though the show's stars, John Lithgow and Norbert Leo Butz, were working hard to put over the songs with style and character. Finally, in a self-addressed valentine that is the show's last number, Mr. Butz claimed his "American Idol" moment with one musically stretched-out phrase: "I think we still deserve a ha-a-a-a-nd ..." I suspect that the composer David Yazbek intended the moment to be comic. All the same, the audience roared with approval . It was what they had been waiting for.

That self-congratulatory element is also part of the "American Idol" package - the subtext that goes, "I deserve to be a star because it's my right as an American, and because I try so hard." It seems appropriate that musicals as seemingly different as "Wicked," a politically corrected back story of "The Wizard of Oz," and "Little Women," adapted from the Louisa May Alcott classic, both have first-act finales that are brassy (and virtually interchangeable) declarations of self-worth and self-determination.

In "Little Women," the tomboy heroine Jo (Sutton Foster) bursts out with a number about her will to succeed called "Astonishing." In "Wicked," the maverick witch Elphaba (a role created by Idina Menzel, now played by Shoshana Bean) proclaims her independence in the ear-blasting "Defying Gravity." (A parody in Gerard Alessandrini's priceless spoof "Forbidden Broadway" has Ms. Menzel "defying audio.")

When it opened, "Wicked" also starred Kristin Chenoweth, as Elphaba's opposite, the popular and pretty Glinda (now portrayed by Jennifer Laura Thompson). Ms. Chenoweth is a sunny, witty singer who suggests a cross between Mary Martin and Bernadette Peters. If Ms. Menzel tackled her numbers, Ms. Chenoweth teased and flirted with them. The face-off between the witches of "Wicked" became a nightly confrontation between Old and New Broadway. It was Ms. Mendel who won the Tony and, from what I gather from parents of school-age children, the hearts of the little girls in the audience.

You could argue that Elphaba is a Broadway archetype: the unprepossessing, unlikely creature transformed into a powerhouse whenever she sings. Certainly that was the charm of Ethel Merman, who became a Broadway star in 1930 in "Girl Crazy." A half-century later, Jennifer Holiday was bringing down the house in "Dreamgirls" by wrapping her voice like a boa constrictor around an angry ballad called "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going."

But there was something so distinctive as to be almost freakish about Ms. Merman and Ms. Holiday, as there often is about great performances in musicals. It's the spirit of uniqueness celebrated by the aspiring stars of "A Chorus Line" in the number "One," as in "one singular sensation."

By the 1980's, however, a homogenizing force had begun to steal over the Broadway voice. It started with the invasion of the British poperettas by Andrew Lloyd Webber ("Cats," "Phantom of the Opera") and the team of Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg ("Les Misérables," "Miss Saigon"). Their swoony, ever crescendoing music required voices that were pretty and strong, but not much else. It seems appropriate that the ultimate Lloyd Webber star was Sarah Brightman, who possessed a register-testing but anonymous soprano.

Lord Lloyd Webber's spiritual heir in the United States, Frank Wildhorn, came up with cruder versions of the poperetta formula. "Jekyll and Hyde," "The Civil War" and most recently "Dracula" were costume musicals drenched in ersatz blood and ersatz passion. Though his characters were intense, as mad scientists and vampires tend to be, when it came to selling a song they all sounded pretty much the same, especially with their voices synthetically processed and amplified by the aural equivalent of Sensurround.

These folks at least had vitality, especially compared to the cipherlike sounds of the jukebox musicals that came to the fore in the 90's. Whether the source was rock opera ("The Who's Tommy"), feel-good rock 'n' roll (the songs of Lieber and Stoller, for "Smokey Joe's Cafe") or the sublime standards of Duke Elllington ("Play On"), the performers largely registered as cute, eager and personality-free, like peppy summer interns in a Disney World pavilion. Even singing gritty ballads like "On Broadway" or rock anthems like "Pinball Wizard," their voices came across as shiny, smooth and antiseptic, like those of grown-up Mouseketeers.

The upside for the producers of such shows is that their cast members are eminently replaceable. Sui generis stars are not necessarily advantages for investors hoping for long, sold-out runs. (And a full-scale Broadway musical needs to run and run and run just to break even.)

So it would seem to make good commercial sense to create musicals that put the emphasis less on individual performance than on overall concept, shows like the Abba musical "Mamma Mia!" or the Disney singing cartoons like "Beauty and the Beast."

Then there is that greatest of all obstacles to intimacy between audience and performers: the microphone, which "American Idol" contestants use as if it were a body part. Though miking has been ubiquitous for at least four decades, it still feels oddly primitive at most shows. It's often hard to tell where on the stage a voice is coming from. And while uncertain voices can sometimes be smoothed and bolstered by mechanical amplification, good voices are often roughened or neutered by the same process.

It's not that the American musical is an ossified form that can accommodate new musical styles only through forced grafting and transplant. The real problem with the blandness of Broadway singing lies less in the material than in the execution. The rock musical "Rent" is filled with sugary pop effervescence. But most of its original cast brought quirky and specific interpretive intelligence to their roles.
In "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels," Mr. Butz delivers a hip-hop love song to material luxury that happily trades on the exuberance of the very style it satirizes. And in the title role of the Disney "Aida," Heather Headley found expressive emotional magic in Elton John-Tim Rice songs that seemed natural candidates for the "American Idol" approach of feelings-by-the-numbers.

Bernadette Peters, Audra MacDonald, Betty Buckley, Mandy Patinkin, Tonya Pinkins, Michael Cerveris, André De Shields, Mr. Butz and Ms. Chenoweth, among others, have all demonstrated that it is possible to go pop on Broadway without sacrificing individual flair. (And to be fair, "American Idol" has produced at least one star - Fantasia, last year's winner - with a voice and approach of her own.)

We must cherish such performers. Good, well-trained voices that can carry a tune and turn up the volume come cheap. What does not is the voice that identifies a character as specifically and individually as handwriting.

It's what you hear every time Barbara Cook, the 50's Broadway ingénue and enduring concert artist, sings a number by Stephen Sondheim or Harold Arlen. Ms. Cook has a ravishing soprano. But a great Broadway voice doesn't have to be pretty. Floating on a stream of exquisite sound is easy. Finding in that sound all the kinks and bumps and curls that make a person fascinating, exasperating and unique is what transforms a Broadway musical from a cookie-cutter diversion into ecstatic art.

Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company


Sunday, March 27, 2005

Drama Pre-College Program

Could you spare a moment for me to do some marketing?

I would appreciate it if any of you could make contact with a high school counselor or drama instructor to let them know about our Pre-college program in Design & Technology.

We have a rigorous program for design and tech students, drawing largely upon content and faculty from our regular year program. It is a great experience.

The first time we tried this grass roots approach we doubled our enrollment. The more students we have, the more we can do for them (and the more people we can employ, and the bigger jump we can get on the fall...).

It really does have quite a bit of bang for the time it takes.

You can direct people to the pre-college website for information:


and tell them to email me if they have specific questions.

I know you are all busy, but this will really help us a lot.

Thanks much

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Fashion Police

Ok, so I am no trend setter, but if I may I would like to declare a few things as over...

The bouncy, skinny, bleachy, blondy thing with the belly shirt. It's over.

Girls younger than my students dressing like adults going clubbing to go to the mall. Over.

Women older than me dressing like their daughters. Over.

I know that "age appropriate" must be boring and conventional, but the rest of the world must really be laughing at us. American moms, if your girls are going out with friends, you know, to the movies or the mall or even to school and they look like they are about to que up to get into Studio 54; why not turn them around and tell them to put some clothes on. Oh, and after you do that, if you look in the mirror and see pretty much the same look, maybe you could go change too.

You're only as old as you feel, not as you dress. Wearing a micro-mini skirt doesn't make a 14 year old into a 21 year old. It makes her trampy. And a 35 year old dressed like a 21 year old isn't sassy, its kind of sad. 14 year olds aren't supposed to be hot, no matter what you saw in the Britney video, and a 35 year old can be hot dressed like a 35 year old.

Over. Put some damn clothes on. Really, you look ridiculous.

There are no bad ideas

Really.

Mom fired another salvo at me, calling my position on ideas semantics and saying that of course there are bad ideas. Her example is genocide. Genocide is always a bad idea. While puzzling through the thought I came up with my own extreme rhetorical example: child molestation. Child molestation is always a bad idea.

And yet, I am going to stand by my original premise. There are no bad ideas. I do not believe that a thought is bad (or good for that matter) until you act on it. Until then it is just an idea, neither good or bad, and once you act on it; it is the action that has relative value in a spectrum of good to bad (or in this case evil). In order to make this evaluation you need a context, an effect, and an intent. Failing that an idea is just an idea. Some ideas may be more comfortable than others, some may be obviously uncomfortable. That doesn't make it a bad idea though.

Genocide in the context we normally here about it usually elicits a negative response. Killing all the people of one culture is a bad thing. But does that make the thought of genocide a bad idea in and of itself?

First off, I believe there is a spin answer to this. The polio virus was the victim of a genocide. We purposely hunt down and killed an entire race. And it wasn't a bad thing. I would also say that a less standard application of the word, say a genocide on reality television programming. That too might be a good thing. In a rigorous argument though these would seem to be evasions rather than truly being on point.

So what of the context we really do abhor genocide? The action here is so vile that it is difficult to see where even thinking of this in an out of the box mentality would be a good thing. It is difficult to imagine a scenario where thinking in this direction would lead to anything positive - even from a brainstorming perspective...

"Lets kill all the left handed people."

"Well, that's some powerful lateral thinking, but I don't think that's going to be your best approach. Maybe we don't have to kill them, that's probably a little extreme."

"Ok, lets just round them up and send them to Florida."

So even just with respect to kicking the cobwebs loose this is troubling. In the end though, I still believe that while that is a fairly uncomfortable thought it isn't until one actually does something that it becomes "bad." Even the thought to do something uncomfortable isn't a "bad thought." There has to be an action.

Don't we need to be able to have a benign idea and realize that someone might act on it to understand how bad the action is? Having the thought that some other leader might be capable of a genocide doesn't constitute a bad idea. Putting yourself in their position and coming to the conclusion that you would pursue a genocide doesn't constitute a bad idea. In this case the idea of the genocide is a necessary, benign, idea that helps you understand the other person. Without that understanding, without having had the idea, you would not be able to come up with a contingency to prepare for the possibility of a genocide. As a parent, don't you need to think of child molestation to properly protect your child? Certainly these are out of the box thoughts, uncomfortable thoughts, but they would not constitute bad ideas.

I would also submit that thoughts like this are a good diagnostic tool, a signpost on the road to disaster. These are opportunities for a person to realize that there is a problem and act on it, or an opportunity for a second party to gain some insight and help to correct what will otherwise turn out to be an unfortunate agenda. But unless you believe that the thought is the sin, that all you gotta do is wanna - and then you might as well not get out of bed, you already did it; unless you believe that, then the idea is not the problem. Its the action that is bad. Seeing one's self have an idea like that, and then seeing one's self come to the conclusion that they should act on that idea; these are both moments for self reflection where one might decide they are going in a bad way. If catching one's self there leads to a change in course, then I would have to argue that the thought, the idea no matter how uncomfortable was in the end actually a good idea.

Of course everyone is allowed to have the thought that I am wrong. And I won't even call that a bad idea.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Title Change?

My mother, who is sort of an involuntary blog reader, suggested to me that my earlier post about the behavior of our Congress last week was testimony in contradiction to the title of my blog. Perhaps I need to re-think the title?

There Is At Least One Bad Idea

Doesn't really have the same ring to it.

Really, I believe I stand by the sentiment of the existing title. Its not the ideas that are bad. George Carlin used to do a routine about words, saying that there were no bad words, that there were bad intentions. I think the same might be true about ideas.

The whole root of the thought that there are no bad ideas is that discussion is always a good thing, trying to come up with alternatives is always a good thing. In my technical design class I teach students that sometimes when you're blocked a good way to get going again is to try to think of the worst possible way to approach something. The thought being that it gets the wheels moving, and even by identifying a solution you know you won't use, you might be lead to the bit of the thing that is causing the block, and once you can see it you may be able to solve it.

So I don't think its the ideas that are the problem. It's the follow through, the action. The problem isn't that the idea itself is bad, its that it is an idea that shouldn't be realized. Truthfully, that's not even the problem. The problem is that the people involved are so misguided that they don't recognize that their idea will not work well in application.

In the particular cases I was ranting about, it wasn't that someone had the thought "hey we should bring in a bunch of baseball players and talk to them," or "we really ought to make a law to try to save this one woman from dying," but rather that there wasn't anyone standing next to them that they believed in to say "you know, that's some powerful lateral thinking, but I don't think that's going to be the best approach."

This is why women go shopping with friends, right? And this is why guys go to the bar with a wingman, yes? Just in case they wander off the ranch out onto the savannah, they'll have someone there to remind them that they are perhaps being too innovative in their thinking, or shopping taste, or drunken dating.

I wonder who's job it is to serve as a congressional wingman. I assume this is their chief of staff or something. Some of those guys ought to be updating their resumes.