I've missed orientation for a couple of years. I think. My recollection is that last year I was finishing up a house in Chicago - I could be wrong. I just looked at last august's posts and it appears I was here. A little bit though I think Tina did it.
A lot of it is the same. We still have to talk about the same things: check your email, call if you go to the hospital, don't turn in other people's work as yours. Much is different too. We used to center the discussion around our strategic planning pillars: Leadership, Experimentation, Community, Diversity, & Education. Sometimes that got a little wonky, but I did like always having a hook to hang things on. We used to do a balloon launch, now we plant a tree.
I talked about grading. I did it without saying "The Bradley Scale." I started by saying that left to our own devices we wouldn't start the year talking about grades but that the students really seem to want to hear it. Next I said that as a metric the quantitative feedback of a grade is some of the least useful feedback you'll get and that qualitative feedback from your instructor on an ongoing basis is much more useful. I told them an employer has never asked me how someone's grades were, but I conceded that someone might if they apply to grad school. I forgot to tell them that a bad grade isn't a punishment and a good grade isn't a reward. Then I explained that due to the rarefied air the school occupies and the level of talent we select that our standards are higher - that the scale is higher and the expectations are higher. It might take a 94% to get an A or a 70% to pass a class; that if you show up, awake, follow all the instructions and do everything you are supposed to do you might earn a C. If you want a B you have to do all those things well. I think I heard a small reaction to that. Finally I told them we expect them to do those things well and that they are expected to get B's. They seemed to take it in stride. Won't know until semester reviews I guess.
One thing that really struck me was accidental and not really part of the orientation. I noticed that we did a long bit about academic honesty and plagiarism, and then we followed it with a bit about the necessity of collaboration; sort of saying "You may not work together" followed immediately by "It is of paramount importance that you work together."
That reminded me of this:
If you've got 12 minutes you should give it a watch.
A certainly incomplete list of new rules for Congress.
No "Pledges" - a candidate or sitting member of Congress may make no pledge beyond "to evaluate each piece of legislation on its own merits and make my decisions reflecting to the best of my ability the intent of my constituents and my personal judgement.
"Pocket Confirmation" - any and all appointments made during a Congressional term not receiving an up or down, clean confirmation vote by the end of the following session are deemed to have been approved by the Congress.
"Shutdown Charge" - should a federal budget and all the associated allocation bills for the next fiscal year not be complete by 3/4 of the way through the current fiscal year each and every member of that congress shall have their term expire with the end of the current Congress (provided the delay is not the result of Presidential action).
"Shutdown Penalty" - should a continuing resolution be required to prevent the federal government from shutdown, or should the Federal government be forced to shut down due to the lack of a budget or associated allocations each and every member of that congress shall have their term end at the end of that Congress and those members shall be prohibited from running again for a period of not less than 12 years.
"Answer the Damn Question" - candidates and sitting Congress members are required to answer the actual questions presented by media and constituents. They are allowed to say "I choose not to answer that question at this time" but simply pivoting to talking points is not allowed. A bi-partisan panel shall referee complaints as filed by the actual person that asked the question. For each adjudicated transgression the candidate must make a $5000 donation to the other party's congressional campaign committee (candidates may elect to prepay).
"Factual Error Penalty" - for each and every "pants on fire" rating a Congress member receives from Politifact they are docked 10% of their salary for that calendar year (re-figuring after each offense). For every 10 infractions within a year (including repeating the same item) the member is docked one year of standing for their retirement benefits (candidates may accrue negative calendar standing). Personally held beliefs do not trump the independent audit.
Bonus item:
All candidates and sitting members of Congress must listen to "This American Life" and may never be more than 2 weeks behind.