There seems to be some question as to just how I would know that you can have live nude dancers direct to your room in 15 minutes or less. It goes like this. While you walk down the strip people try to hand you little flyers for their dancers. It must be effective, because they've been doing it for quite some time. When I lived in Las Vegas the city actually went to go to court to try to ban the practice where there were likely to be tourists. They lost.
Anyway, April's man Josh apparently has one of the flyers on a bulletin board claiming to provide a dancer within 20 minutes. Josh apparently thinks its cool that someone would promise anything in so little time. So this visit to Vegas we had to take a flyer from every person trying to get one better than 20 minutes. And so, viola:
This of course precipitated the following conversation:
BrownEyedLady89: do the live, naked dancers that arrive in 15 minutes to your hotel room bring pizza too?
BrownEyedLady89: or does the pizza still take 30 minutes in Vegas?
DBoevers: I asked that same question
DBoevers: its still a mystery
BrownEyedLady89: so you didn't call to find out?
BrownEyedLady89: "hi, I'd like a Caucasian brunette with big boobs, a large cheese pizza and a small supreme thin crust"
BrownEyedLady89: "sir, we can get the girl in 10, but the pizza will be an extra 20 minutes after she arrives"
BrownEyedLady89: "uh... Can't the girl just bring the pizza?"
BrownEyedLady89: "no sir. We only guarantee the girls in 15 minutes, the pizza actually has to be cooked"
Just another fabulous thing about Las Vegas.
1 comment:
perhaps, my dearest db, you are looking at this the wrong way. . . while it may be more than desirable to order both a girl and a pizza, and while it may be troublesome that the pizza takes longer to arrive than the girl, perchance the best solution is to further combine your requests: "i'd like a caucasian brunette with big boobs, covered in pizza sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. make that extra pepperoni!"
see, undoubtedly, the best part(s) of the pizza are either the sauce and/or the cheese or other toppings. the crust is merely a surface to hold it all up. i say, have the girl be the surface. this idea would not only do away with the troublesome crust (oh, it just gets in the way!), but would likely make it possible for the girl and 2/3 of the pizza to arrive at the same time!
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