pfft

CRACKED.com - 11 Movies Saved by Historical Inaccuracy: "“They may take our things—but they'll never take our FREEEEEEDOM!” when we have our nail clippers taken away from us at airport security."

Because a movie true to the events of 2001 would have been about Super Bowl XXXV (a 34-7 snooze-fest), the release of the Planet of the Apes remake and the Spice Girls breaking up. Oh, and Mir, the world's most advanced piece of space technology, falling to Earth in a fiery blaze and crashing into the sea.