Thursday, July 23, 2020

Show me the Money

There's lots of conversation going on about reopening schools.  Many different plans are being discussed and parents are struggling to decide whether they want their kids in school this fall.  There is some disagreement about what the actual risks are, but really it is more a problem of how comprehensive the solutions can really be, and what is an acceptable amount of risk as weighed against what is possible.

What is possible?  That is an interesting question as the answer is ultimately about available resources.  That's a real whammy for public schools because most of them didn't have sufficient resources to accomplish what they were already doing.  If schools were in a hole to begin with how are they supposed to take on orders of magnitude more expenses in order to mitigate the COVID risks?

Without a vaccine, mitigations tend to either be about distancing, PPE, or hygiene.  It seems a given that all three are needed, but I've yet to even hear speculatively what "safe" school would cost.  Most of the discussions seem to start with what is possible within an existing budgetary framework, or within a cost structure based on what funds organizers think can be obtained.  As with many arguments in contemporary American discourse this conversation is tilted before it begins.

We need to convene a panel of docs, teachers, and facility managers and hash out what safe school would look like without applying the constraint of budget.  Without that discussion we can't really frame just how woefully inadequate the proposed solutions likely are.

Start with distancing.  Stipulating everyone gets to return and we are to have 5 day a week school it would seem (and I am guessing here) that most classes need to drop in size to about 1/3 their "normal" size.  I put that in quotes because we should recognize that most classes have likely been too larger all along.  Gib5on's kindergarten class was 28 kids.  That is "normal" but I would think is at least a few too many.  With proper social distancing it feels (to me, and I am still making this up) that what we consider a normal classroom probably ought not have more than a dozen students in it.  That's more like 1/2 than 1/3 but it seems like a reasonable assumption for what is only a thought experiment.

From there it would seem there should be some obvious an unrelenting math.  1/2 the kids in the room means twice as many rooms.  Twice as many rooms means twice as many teachers.  I suppose there might be some kind of split shift solution available with half the kids doing morning/afternoon and half the kids doing afternoon/evening, but that still requires either a hell of a lot of overtime or twice the number of teachers - and likely a custodial crew of substantially larger than existing size to turn the spaces over.

So right from jump we need double the budget for faculty (oh, and we have to find a whole bunch of teachers).  We also need a substantive real estate acquisition budget to pick up or rent additional space.  I surmise that there might be decommissioned schools that could be brought onto the board here, but they would also require funds to get them operational again (as well as calendar time to do the work to prepare them).

I can't do it, but someone could put a number on that, right?  Probably needs to be a big number.

PPE...  Multiple masks for every student and staff member in every school in the nation.  Gib5on likes to chew on his mask.  He's going to need a few, and he needs a replacement mask even if he doesn't bring one from home.  Either that or the policy has to be to send a kid home if their mask gets lost, destroyed, or rendered ineffective.  That's a lot of parent calls.  Hand sanitizer for every room in every building.

Someone could put a number on that, yes?  I mean I can't but I bet there are people that can.  Probably for this issue one would also have to determine that there are that many masks and that much hand sanitizer available.  It does seem like manufacturers have really ramped up mask production and these masks don't need to be N95 masks, so maybe it is possible.  Hand sanitizer has been harder to come by.

At work they're redoing a bunch of the filtration in the HVAC systems.  Hospitals rejigger many of their spaces to be negative pressure volumes.  I don't know if that would be necessary for school buildings, but I do know many public school building are so old that they don't so much have ventilation systems to upgrade.  Big number.

On top of all of this schools would need a significantly increased cleaning tempo and the rigorousness of that cleaning also would need to be increased a great deal.  Bathrooms potentially need to be cleaned after every use.  The same is true about any common area: gyms, cafeteria tables, library tables... door handles; and any common equipment: computers, athletic equipment.  Some of those things could I guess be temporarily phased out.  Custodial departments, normally a handful of people would need to be a legion.  More money for people, more money for gear, more money for supplies.

The crazy part is that the last two bits: PPE and Sanitation are part of most of the solutions already being proposed.  I wonder to what degree these things are planned to be provided - and what the contingencies are for when necessary items are not available.

This neglects any backup plan for students that test positive and need to be out two weeks, or for staff that test positive and need to be out for two weeks.  Two weeks assumes ultimately the case clears up quickly.  In reality many of the people could be out for much, much longer.  Students being set home need technology for distance learning, and the teachers in their classrooms need to be able to simultaneously teach in the room and online, so that is more equipment in each classroom (or a separate infrastructure to teach students at home).  There will also have to be a large supply of substitutes available, or teachers need to be able to teach from home while quarantined.  More gear in the classroom for a remote instructor, and probably at least a teaching assistant in the room to keep things moving along while the classroom teacher is on a screen.

Oh and by the way... that last graph assumes frequent and quickly returning testing.  To be truly confident we'd need a daily, instant test.  There is apparently a test with a one hour result window that could be administered at home prior to coming in - although that neglects anyone someone might contact getting from home to school.  Some logistics there to be figured out even if the tests are available.  One test per day per person for every school in the US?  Big number.

What did I forget?  Buses.  Need WAY more buses.  Have to clean the buses every day, maybe twice a day?

When people talk about how it is safe to reopen the school they are likely saying they have determined there is an acceptable level of risk to reopening.  They are certainly not saying the risk has been eliminated.  Even if we did everything above the risk wouldn't be zero. 

Even staying home the risk isn't zero.

Still, I would like to know what the number is to maximize the available mitigation and how that number compares with some of the other bailouts.  I mean, this is without question a huge number.  But the legislation being tossed around has 12 zeros to the left of the decimal.  If we've got that kind of money to allocate then maybe we can make a real dent in the risk we're assuming at school.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Four Things

One of the blogs I read regularly does posts every now and then that he calls "Five Things."  Here's my version:

The House is Finished
It sneaked up on us, but recently it seems like we've completed all the major work we anticipated doing when we first bought the house.  We did one big renovation when we first bought the house.  After that we did a deck out in front of the house.  Last year we finished the basement and refreshed the guest bathroom.  When we did that last set of work we left a kind of an ugly spot around the laundry hookups in the refreshed bath, leaving it kind of unfinished.  Just recently we had someone come in and finish off that room.  When that happened we looked around and thought: we're done.  There's still a list:  I still want solar and a backup generator and we want a deck and some landscaping in the back and a set of partitions in the attic; but all of that feels like "extra."  The initial scope of work is complete.  Maybe it is time to look for a new house.

I Appear to be Riding a Bike
One of my Quarenpurchases was an eBike.  My docs have all been grousing with me for a very long time that I needed to get more exercise.  I added that to the thought that when we start up again at work I won't want to be riding the bus and started looking around for a bike.  With all the hills around the neighborhood an eBike seemed like a good idea and Facebook must have known that because I was absolutely being bombarded with eBike ads.  I found one that wasn't too expensive (and then wound up getting a discount because of one of the browser plug ins I run) and the sitting-too-long-at-my-desk-purchasing bug got to me and I bought one.  It sat in a box for almost a month after I got it, but last week I put it together and finally got on it and rode around some.  I hadn't ridden a bike really in over... I think the last time would have been senior year of college, so hadn't been on a bike in decades.  I'm hoping to be up to five miles a day within a week.  It isn't much, but it is more exercise than I've been getting; even if I let the bike do some of the work on the hills.

School Decisions
The Pittsburgh Public Schools have asked us to choose between 2 days/week in person - 2 days asynchronous distance learning 1st grade or 5 days/week synchronous distance learning for this coming school year.  They haven't told us the hours/day or either approach.  I think we're going to opt for the 5 days/week at home.  It feels likely that even if they start out with some in person that they are likely to revert to 100% distance learning anyway, so why not plan for that to begin with.  Really though I don't feel like they've given us enough particulars to be able to make an informed decision.  I can't fault them too much though since I think the reason they haven't told us is that they don't know yet.  There's going to be a lot of figuring it out as we go along for everyone this fall.  That's going to be stressful for us all and we're going to have to be able to run with it.  As it turns out there was a board meeting today and someone suggested starting out with 9 weeks of 100% distance for everyone in order for them to better get their ducks in a row.  Stay tuned.

Fall Classes
Speaking of fall school, I am still scheduled to be teaching at CMU this fall.  I typically have three classes in the fall semester and I am still slated to be starting that in a few weeks.  I will be teaching PTM Professional Practice, Technical Direction 1, and Technical Direction 3.  I'll also be advising on thesis projects and doing the normal amount of academic advising.  We've cancelled all fall production so there won't be the normal amount of production advising involved, but, we're still planning to do shows in the spring and that would typically involve work for my folks in the fall.  It is still unclear what portion of that work is still going to happen.  Based on the last item, if you are curious, PTM Professional Practice is going to be 100% remote.  It is like half guests and from a social distancing perspective in person classes just seem irresponsible.  TD1 and TD3 are planned to go forward as hybrid classes, with myself and some (currently unknown) number of students in the room - although they are planning to put me in much larger rooms to allow for proper distancing.  I am kinda waiting for the "never mind we're 100% online" email, but it feels like they really don't want that to be the case.  Watch this space.

Ellipses...

If you want to open schools in the fall then make it safe to open schools in the fall: more space, more teachers, more gear.  More money.  A lot more money.  Don't just try to feel better about more people dying...  We finished season one of Upload on Amazon.  Pretty good ride.  Really set up for binging.  We'll watch season two when it comes out (if it comes out)...  I rode three miles tonight on the bike, eleven miles so far for the week.  I know people that ride more than 11 miles/day.  But I haven't been on a bike for more than a decade...  I did what I think was a pretty good distanced CAD class today.  Pretty sure I found a nice way to integrate AutoCAD and PowerPoint over Zoom...  Now that we're trying to clear out the storage unit and move the stuff we'd cleared out into the basement we need a new place for a lot of books.  Mrs. TANBI would prefer that place not be in this house...  Today Gib5on managed to lose one shoe.  It must be in this house.  It is possible his sister may have helped lose it.  There's very little she enjoys more than a shoe...  This law enforcement action in Portland is scary as hell.  All my life states have had the right to ask for help, not have the Federal government decide and send their own forces.  When the Guard deployed to New Orleans after Katrina it was a HUGE deal.  That was nothing compared to what is happening in Portland right now.  Write your Congressfolks...  Yesterday I set a new high score at CostCo.  The quarentine has not been great for my spending habits.  There are boxes arriving from various online vendors (alright, it is mostly Amazon) pretty much every day.  Every trip to the grocery is like we won't be allowed to go back for a month...  The President tried to parlay the office into scoring a golf tournament for his club.  When they write the book on this administration it won't be called "Inept" or "Disaster."  It will be "BRAZEN."  Every day a new revelation...  If we would stop buying ice cream I would stop eating ice cream.  Duh...

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Worth a Look

Here are a few posts from last week's Greenpage that might be worth your time...

Lollapalooza Co-Founder Says Concerts Unlikely To Return Until 2022

brobible.com: As every diehard Coldplay fan like myself knows, the band released its eighth studio album in November but made the unconventional decision to hold off on touring, deciding it would wait until a later date in order to explore ways it could reduce the environmental impact that comes with traveling around the world to play shows.


Theater Artists Of Color Issue Extensive Plan To Restructure Broadway

Deadline: A coalition of BIPOC (Black, Indigenous and people of color) theater workers has released a detailed, 29-page set of demands and strategies to combat racism in the Broadway theater, recommendations that dive deep into the foundational structure of the industry.


Katori Hall on Hiring All Female Directors for ‘P-Valley’

Variety: Katori Hall hired all women to direct her strip club dramedy “P-Valley” for Starz because she wanted to ensure the series showcased its stripper characters through an empathetic lens.

Although the playwright-turned-series creator and showrunner tells Variety she “did try to hire men,” during interviews she asked, “What is your definition of the female gaze? And I would say 10 times out of 10, the men did not have an answer to that question.”


'Hamilton' movie credits explained: Visual applause for cast

Los Angeles Times: “Part of the experience of the theater is thumbing through that Playbill at intermission and looking for that person you admire, finding their headshot and learning more about them by reading their bio,” said Thomas Kail, who directed the stage show and the movie. “This felt like the most appropriate way to celebrate this onstage company: creating a visual Playbill, using a cinematic language.”


Should "Face Characters" Wear A Mask At Disney Parks?

Theme Park University: Surely I am not the only one who has noticed this. As Disney Parks have reopened around the world, they’ve gone to great lengths to ensure the safety of their guests and cast members. They’ve added many new safety procedures such as new cleaning protocols, social distancing markers and enforcing all guests and employees to wear masks at all times with no exceptions.

Friday, July 17, 2020

DP Weekly Wrap Up

STAGE & PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT


SOUND DESIGN


LIGHTING DESIGN


VMD


SCENE DESIGN


TECHNICAL DIRECTION



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Thursday, July 16, 2020

I'm Getting Lax

I started wearing a mask to the grocery in February.  I remember taking it off because nobody else was wearing one and I felt stupid.  Next trip to the store there were others in masks and so I kept mine on, and a pair of gloves.

Not too long ago we would disinfect shoes when we came in.  We were wiping down doorknobs and faucets and light switches every other day if not every day.  I went out on all the errands and Mrs. TANBI stayed home.  Gib5on and Sabian never went out.

There was frequent handwashing - more than just when it seemed like a good idea, a regimented every little while washing.  There's an app on my watch with a 40 minute hand washing timer.  We were never that rigorous, but we were on it.

Somewhere along the line we made a conscious decision to expand our bubble to include another family and two babysitters so as to better enable everyone's work availability and also so that the kids got to see other kids now and again.  At one point my bother in law and his family came to visit for a while and at another point my sister and her family were here briefly.  Both of those were also conscious decisions and there was a lot of discussion about prior social distancing habits before we committed to the idea.

Lately though it feels like maybe we're losing sight of the issue.

Somewhere along the line it became ok for me to take Gib5on along with me to the store.  We both wear masks but he doesn't need to be there, its just a break in the routine for him and company for me.  Somewhere along the line I also stopped with the gloves.  There's still sanitizer in the car.  I guess there's a school of thought that says that is a better approach anyway.

The periodic hand washing and sanitizing has dropped off significantly.  It is still there, but we've lost our zeal.

We're keeping up our social distancing outside of the folks in our bubble, but I wonder how much longer we'll keep that up.  There's some peer pressure within our cohort to resume some pre-COVID behavior that would return us to periodic 20-25 person dinners.  About half of that group are kids that don't really manage the distancing very well, and half of those don't manage masks very well.  The talk is to keep the events outside, and that's well under the cap for an outside gathering in PA, but it still feels risky.

PPS is talking about two day a week in person school for Gib5on starting in like a month.  The ELC emailed today asking if Sabian is coming back full time in the fall.  CMU is expecting me back to work on campus to teach two classes in classrooms in the same time frame.  Work will be requiring masks any time anyone is on campus.  I guess they are thinking clear face shields for teachers at the front of the room.  I hope the students understand the exigency around masks and distancing and hygiene, but I also remember being a college student who more than I would like to admit did things I knew to be stupid on purpose (and probably many, many more times accidentally or without even noticing).

All of that sounds swell with regard to getting life back to normal, but against the day over day new case counts in Allegheny County it all feels premature.  It doesn't seem like social density should increase until the disease spread is decreasing.  Suggesting that doesn't seem to have much traction though.  I don't know why.

I've got to go wash my hands.

Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Ellipses...

What do you write when you are too lazy to write?  Ellipses...  I PUT THE BIKE TOGETHER!  Now I just have to ride it, which will require reading a manual.  I learned to ride a bike more than 40 years ago, having to read a manual seems odd...  PPS had a Facebook event tonight where they informed us that school will either be (our choice) part time in person/part time asynchronous distance learning or full time synchronous distance learning - with the added option that they could at any time take everyone 100% online again.  Gonna have to give it some thought...  We had over 300 new COVID cases today in the county.  They're saying some of that load is lab lag - which might explain yesterday's rosy 70 new cases.  Still going in the wrong direction...  I said "drank the Kool-Aid" today in class.  As I was saying it I began to wonder if that was another expression that should just drop out of use.  It is pretty morbid, and I really don't need it...  Work got me a graphics tablet with a pen for writing in Zoom sessions.  I was afraid it would look like I was drawing in crayon and had some kind of tremor.  It does.  I am going to have to look around in the drivers and the configuration to see if it is me or the settings...  RBG is in the hospital again.  2020 really is pulling out all the stops.  Here's hoping it isn't anything serious...  In less than 8 weeks I am supposedly teaching class in a classroom on campus.  Yesterday I got an email from campus facilities saying if I want to go to my office I have to email for permission and give them all the details of my intended trip.  A whole lot is going to have to change in 8 weeks for us to get to where they are thinking...  I had a tele-medicine appointment today.  It gave me a chance to use our scale, pulse-ox meter, non-contact thermometer, and blood pressure meter.  Over the years we have acquired a whole lot of personal diagnostic apparatus...  Today's Zoom class had a PowerPoint composed from half a class outline and yet it took the whole class session.  I'm glad I didn't convert the entire outline into the deck.  Although eventually I'll need the other half of the lecture.  Not until well into the fall though...  We're trying to decide if we want to go back to 20-25 person regular framily dinners in person.  For months we've been "gathering" online.  With the Allegheny County case counts going the way they are I am unconvinced this is a good idea.  My doc today concurred.  Guess it will have to wait...  I watched "The Old Guard" on Netflix.  Decent movie with good people and good performances.  I knew nothing about it before I started and was pleasantly surprised.  TANBI recommended...

Monday, July 13, 2020

Custom Masks

Playing around with VistaPrint's custom mask generator.





Should I open a store?

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Worth a Look

Here are a few posts from last week's Greenpage that might be worth your time...

Actors' Equity Association Releases New Virus Safety Resources for Producers

www.broadwayworld.com: Actors' Equity Association has released a public list of resources geared towards producers looking to resume live theatre.

These resources are an example of how Equity is collaborating with producers across the country on safety plans that could bring back some theatre in the coming months assuming the epidemic is brought under control in more states.

 

BIPOC Artists Unveil Demands for the White American Theatre

Playbill: Following the publishing of a powerful letter in June, the We See You White American Theater campaign has released a 31-page document of demands written on behalf of Black, Indigenous, and People of Color (BIPOC) theatremakers. The document addresses the necessary redistribution of power and funding, the prioritizing of anti-racist practices and a de-centering of whiteness, and outlines several measures towards a more equitable, safe industry, including specific action steps for The Broadway League, Actors' Equity, IATSE, SDC, and the Casting Society of America.

 

Britain Announces A $2 Billion Rescue Package For The Arts

Coronavirus Live Updates : NPR: The British government will spend nearly $2 billion to help rescue the nation's theater, museum and arts sectors. Sunday's announcement came as more than 1,000 theaters remain shuttered across the country because of the coronavirus pandemic.

The rescue package will include grants and loans that theaters, museums, live music organizations and others can use to pay salaries and maintenance costs as they try to survive the COVID-19 recession.

 

Women’s Roller Derby Has a Plan for Covid, and It Kicks Ass

WIRED: When the pandemic hit, the world of women’s roller-derby spun into action. On April 6, an international governing body for the sport, the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, put out a call for public health professionals in their midst to come together and devise a plan. Mikaela Kosich (derby name: Bubble Wrath), a biostatistician at the University of New Mexico, heeded the call. So did Nikki McCorristin (derby name: Trauma), an infection control nurse in Salt Lake City, and Bobbiejean Garcia (derby name: BG Smack), an epidemiologist in Houston. In the end, close to two dozen athlete-experts from six countries collaborated on the sport’s return-to-play guidelines.

 

Finding Hope in Theatre That Hasn’t Happened Yet: How to Survive a Global Pandemic

Sightlines: To be a university student right now is to occupy a space of uncertainty and blame. Will universities meet face to face this fall? The plans that have been announced range from fully in person like Perdue University to full online like the entire California State system. Young people have become the nation’s favorite guilty party as everyone from the governor of Texas to U.S. Vice President hold them responsible for explosion of coronavirus outbreaks. This is all while many of them struggle with their own and their families’ health, financial precarity, and their worries about the world they are expected to join upon graduation.

Friday, July 10, 2020

DP Weekly Wrap Up

STAGE & PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT


SOUND DESIGN


SCENE DESIGN


TECHNICAL DIRECTION


VMD


LIGHTING DESIGN



STAY HOME – STOP THE SPREAD – SAVE LIVES