Monday, June 18, 2007

David Posts Spam

I don't know why people that send a joke or 12 every day don't just start their own blog. Seems to be so much less an intrusive way to spread mindless jokes and pictures around the tubes.

But every now and then you get something nice...

The Final Exam

At [a large American] University , there were four sophomores taking Chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.

They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points. Cool, they thought!

Each one in a separate room, thinking this was going to be easy, they turned the page.

On the second page was written....

For 95 points: Which tire?________________


RandomGirl said...

I loved the joke! Duke university...awesome.

Any chances you will be checking your e-mail? I need a letter of reference for the MAsters PASA program here at USC...unfortunatley the admission date has passed by a little bit... If you could just let me know if you're willing- that would be great!


Miss Lineweight said...

That's awesome!