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Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "According to Frito-Lay's website, the new snacks contain one-third of the fat, one-half of the calories, and one-1,000th of the irresistible flavor of Frito-Lay's classic line of potato and corn chips. The presence of trans-fats and saturated oils is avoided by employing a cooking process 'strikingly similar to the method used to create particle board.' Serving suggestions that will be printed on the packaging include 'definitely not adding any salt or seasoning, because then you might die'; dipping the chips in 'delicious plain yogurt, lettuce paste, or other ground-up Flat Earth products'; and enhancing the flavor by replacing the chip in your hand with a Hot'n Spicy BBQ chip."