Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Clearance Sale

Your Final Quiz Score: 33 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 11 right out of 60
You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.
You scored in the 79th percentile.
(79% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 2
-- Quite a sufficient job.
History
Your score: 5
Monkey's score: 2
-- You might have done better.
Science/Technology
Your score: 10
Monkey's score: 4
-- Well done.
Random Trivia
Your score: 9
Monkey's score: 3
-- A handy defeat of the monkey.

Link: Try to Defeat the Monkey

how jedi are you?
:: by lawrie malen
You Are Guinness

You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

You Are 56% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.


Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average
Your General Knowledge is Above Average




Which quiz are you ?
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You are most like:


Black


You are bold with a dark side. You make clear lines wherever you go, though you color outside of the lines. Many people may just see the surface of you and think you are merely plain, but you have a lot of depth to you as well.


Take this quiz: Which Crayola Box of 8 Color Are You?

Your Stress Level is: 68%

You are prone to stress, and you're probably even pretty stressed right now.
Life's problems seem to pile up on you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out.
Learn to take time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It's the only wa you'll get through the bad times.

Your Life Path Number is 6

Your purpose in life is to help others
You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.
It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.
You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.
In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.
You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.
Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.
And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 59%

Well, you don't have the worst job in the world, but it's not great.
And don't worry, you're not the problem - your company is.
Start looking around for another job, even if you're not totally fed up.
Because in time, you're going to be dying to quit!

You Are Bobby Brainy

Ultra competitive, you will do almost anything to win. From pull ups to pool sharking, you're very talented.
And while everyone is aware of your victories, they still (affectionately) consider you to be a little brat!

You are 80% Scorpio



I am nerdier than 34% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
































James T. Kirk (Captain)
80%
Will Riker
75%
Geordi LaForge
60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
60%
Spock
55%
Chekov
55%
Jean-Luc Picard
50%
Uhura
45%
Worf
45%
Data
42%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
40%
Mr. Scott
40%
Deanna Troi
40%
Beverly Crusher
20%
Mr. Sulu
15%
You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

I'm a Mandarin!

You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try.

Talent: 46%
Lifer: 41%
Mandarin: 54%

Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.








Which Eddie Izzard line are you?



"This is a fresh shop! Everything here is fresh! ... I will do well here."
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You are most like:


Your cranial ability differential has a strong left bias


You're a real purist nerd. Not distracted by the 1337 wannabe's. Face it - you probably even got the joke in the title of this result.
Keep up the nerd factor - it will likely land you a great job one day or at the very least help you take over the world in less time than you had originally predicted.


Take this quiz: How Nerdy Are You?

Your Birthdate: October 26

You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena.
Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top.
You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate.
Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success.
Your strength: Your attention to detail
Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes
Your power color: Turquoise
Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up
Your power month: August

Your results:
You are Green Lantern
























Green Lantern
75%
Catwoman
75%
The Flash
65%
Hulk
65%
Iron Man
60%
Spider-Man
60%
Superman
60%
Robin
57%
Batman
55%
Supergirl
45%
Wonder Woman
35%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

1 comment:

Peg said...

You have a folder that says "quizzes to use later," don't you.

I chose Eddie, thank you. Very exciting.

Now go back to bed.

But not before I share my word verif, which is "lvumob."