Saturday, March 22, 2008

6:07 am

Attention, attention, attention... an emergency has been detected... all occupants proceed to the nearest stairway exit and await further instructions, do not use the elevator... attention, attention, attention, attention...
Do you think everyone is getting free breakfast? Could that be the emergency?

For the record, I never received "further instructions."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

> For the record, I never received
> "further instructions."

You obviously didn't wait long enough!

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for alarm zones at the Hilton. I was on the 11th floor with no alarm to disturb my sleep.

Erik