Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Why Barak? Why?

I'll tell you why.

Here's a short list of reasons why someone might decide to stay a member of a congregation even when they know the leader is batshit crazy:

  1. Easy to park
  2. Close to home
  3. Great casino night
  4. That hot redhead you want to meet goes there
  5. Your boss goes there
  6. You like the choir
  7. You play on their softball team
  8. You want your kids to be able to enroll in their school
  9. It's your family's congregation
  10. Their seats are more comfortable
  11. Their service is typically over before the game
  12. It's somewhat entertaining
  13. Your Ex doesn't go there
  14. You've already paid your money
  15. They've put you in a leadership position
  16. You like the charity work they do
  17. You like the people
  18. They use a better text
  19. They do a great fish fry
  20. Their special services are incomparable
We always tear candidates down for making every decision in their life based on what it will mean to their eventual electability. Here's someone that hasn't exactly done that and we're getting him for not doing it. We suck.

People pick religious institutions for a myriad of reasons. The sermon is only one tiny factor in the decision and I believe it really does have to compete with parking. Would we be giving Obama a hard time if the church's parking lot overflowed into the street?

Pick pick pick. Grow up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Once again, it's not the incident that damns him. It's the lie and the coverup.

I didn't have so much of a problem with the whole thing until Obama started the spin-- saying he never knew the guy who was, by all accounts, practically his surrogate father, had these views or made these speeches. That's such a transparent lie that I feel insulted that he thinks I'm stupid enough to buy it, especially when the church has been selling DVDs of these sermons in its gift shop as its proudest moments and greatest hits.

By lying (and doing it so badly), Obama showed himself to be just another politician, willing to say or do anything for a vote. He's no longer the "special" candidate he was a mere two weeks ago.