I don't know why this hadn't occurred to me yet, but this:
This by the way is a turtle nightlight that projects stars on the ceiling.
This is your b-flat oscillating fan.
Gets you this:
Now I just have to figure out if this will be more effective at keeping him up or getting him to sleep.
As a side note, the video is like the hardest thing I have tried to film, just too dark. Have to come up with something better. But this will have to do for now.