Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Animal Tools

For the theatre technology book that will likely never be written, a list of tools, hardware, & equipment that could be accompanied by humorous illustrations:

Birdie
Bull Winch
Butterfly Knife
Cable Mule
Catspaw
Crowbar
Dog, Knife & Receiver
Duck Bill Shears
Ewe Bolt
Fish Tape
Fluke Meter
Marlin Spike
Mole Fan
Monkey Wrench
Pipe Snake
Ramset
Rattail File
Salamander Heater
Saw Horse
Scenic Turtle
Tiger Saw
Valve Seal
Whole Hog
Worm Drive Saw

Can you think of any others?

4 comments:

chris k said...

spiderwire...gnumatic piston....gorilla glue...and of course...horsec*ck

Peg said...

What about pickles?

Anonymous said...

How 'bout a Bull Sander (a small, but powerful, air sander)?

Anonymous said...

The Monkey Wrench was named because the original tool had the the name brand of the inventor on it. His name was Monke. A good German name, that actually belonged to my great great great grandfather.